Her: I think I broke my elbow. It hurts
Me: Oh no. How?
Her: I tripped.
Me: I promise I won't laugh until I know you're ok.
Her: Fuck you.
Me: I miss you. I wish we could sleep together tonight so you could push me away and stick a pillow between us.
Her: Awww, me too.
Just an average phone call between Girlfriend and I
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